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John Stewart

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March 01

Obama Selects Leon Panetta for CIA Chef

Gee, what’s with everyone getting so uptight about President-elect Obama selecting former Clinton Chief of Staff, Leon Panetta, as CIA Chef in his new administration, a position for which he’s eminently qualified. One would almost think he was being appointed Chief of the CIA or something, what with all the hubbub!

Dubious Definitions

ACORN:  “Legitimate”
Al Gore:  “Warming”
Alex Rodriguez:  “Natural”
Barack Obama:  “Lincolnesque”
Barney Frank:  “Straight”
Bill Clinton:  “Is”
Chris Dodd/Ted Kennedy (tie):  “Sober”
Chuck Schumer:  “Personable”
Congress:  “Competent”
Detroit Lions/U of Colorado Buffalos (tie):  “Victorious”
Gen. Colin Powel:  “WMD”
Harry Reid:  "Honorable"
Hollywood Actors:  “Talented”
Islam:  “Tolerant”
Jay Leno/David Letterman (tie):  “Funny”
John Kerry:  “Heroic”
John McCain:  “Conservative”
Michael Moore:  “Truthful”
Nancy Pelosi:  "Adorable"
Obama Cabinet:  “Capable”
Obama Policies:  “Sane”
Personal Computers:  “Reliable”
Rush Limbaugh/Bill O’Reilly (tie):  “Humble”
US Dollar:  “Sound”
US Educational System:  “Educational”
US News Media:  “Impartial”
US Stock Market:  "Profitable"
US TV:  “Entertaining”

February 15

On Hollywood Movies

Can someone tell me why the *&@{)# Hollywood can’t make a $A#*$^@A% movie that doesn’t contain obscenities every other )(#&U^@^% sentence!  *&%A*$)@&@^-ing *#!@$$#^8!!!!

 

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